what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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