The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
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I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
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Beer bonging to Ave Maria
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
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