why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
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I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
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Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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