Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
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I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
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Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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