How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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