Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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