i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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