So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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