Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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