It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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