So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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