just tell him i said nine months
i barfeds in our rink
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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