If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
do herpes really smell.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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