we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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