was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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