You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
God, I missed his penis.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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