It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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