Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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