what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Randomize
