Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
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he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
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And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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