eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
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I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
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who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
He did a backflip because drugs
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