I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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