did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
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All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
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Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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