I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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