yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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