Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Randomize
