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I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
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well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
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When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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