there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
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I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
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Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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