we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
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Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
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Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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