Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
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They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
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Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
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