I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
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hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
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I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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