went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
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I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
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and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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