she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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