i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
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he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
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"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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