Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
