He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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