I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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