Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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