Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
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Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
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I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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