Porn is love you can see.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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