She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
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Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
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There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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