when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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