He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
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I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
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My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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