Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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