I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
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I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
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I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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