who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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