Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
this will be a night to untag.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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