Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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