C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
apparently the secret to your success is patron
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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