i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
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all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
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Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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