how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
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I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
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Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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