I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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