i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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