8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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