what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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