first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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