Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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