She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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