it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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