I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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