HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
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A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
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Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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